A Bunch of Blah Blah Blah

Wow, this weekend was freakin’ awesome.

I spent the weekend at my cousin’s and Saturday I was their designated driver for their dinner/bar outing with the gang. After 9 bottles of Saki at Hana Hairu (Sushi Bar) we headed off to the Karaoke bar at Acapolco in Diamond Bar. Somehow I was involved in several conga lines and my own rendition of “Love Shack”…sadly, I was not drinking…so I cant blame alcohol, lol.

We left there around midnight and everyone was complaining they were so hungry so I stopped at a 24 hour drive-thru Carls Jr. I was not about to order for 6 drunkin’ adults so I made my cousin Scott order (who was pretty drunk). He made sure to order everyones food by name…so it went a little like this “okay, can I get a #2…no mayo..criss-cut fries…diet coke….for Ralph…yes, Right On!” this went on for the other 5 people. I felt so bad for the people behind us in line! It took forever to get our food. So after about 20 minutes in the drive-thru line, we hit the road again. Somewhere between the 57 and 71 freeways, Ralph shot Michelle in the head with a plastic torpedo object, and then shot one at a passed out Ron in the back seat… who simply replied with a “what the hell?”lol

We got to my cousin Scotts house to drop off him and his wife and pick up my cousin Laura who was babysitting their kids. By this time half the car was passed out and we ended up just taking the remaining passangers home to crash at Stacies house. We get to Stacie and Ralph’s in fontana, and help Stacie and Ron get out of the car. I get out and look in the backseat and I see fries and onion rings flung aboiut the car….it was a mess. I saw an onion ring still in the box and it looked pretty darn good, so I took it out and i ate it. Ralph claims I ate it straight of the car floor….but I beg to differ. Anyway, after a few minutes of drunkin’ ranting from Ralph and Ron, everyone was upstairs and fast asleep.

 And so was I….because by then it was 2am. I am the best D.D. ever. Take notes kiddies!! lol